Monday, December 12, 2011

My collected works of the past month: Part Two

My future is looking bright.  And includes an older man by 5-6 years whose astrological sign is Capricorn who I will meet in February and marry in 2013.  At least that is what psychic Bob told me.  I love him.  I also love that my deceased grandmother told psychic Bob to tell me to "get out of your head!"  Sound advice Granny, thanks.  My only question is: does getting out of my head also mean enjoying time with some men before meeting my LPP in February?  Granny?

I say yes.  My counselor said to go ahead and enjoy some attention and flattery as long as I know that is all it is.  Not to be confused with love or connection. Done.  I have been flattered by a man who recently took me to dinner and then offered to massage my feet.  This made up slightly for the 5 men I interacted with the week before who ranged from 30-70 years of age but all had one thing in common: douchebag-ness.   It was pitiful, disappointing and unimpressive.  And I told them so.  It is true what they say about opening up to the laws of attraction.  Men will start to flock your way because they all hear the call, you just have to weed through them and focus on the goal.  One of my ex-boyfriends obviously has a keen sense of hearing.  Somehow he always texts me right before I meet someone new.  He texted me last week.  In closing, my future is looking bright.

Total: $160

Here's to February and all the good times in between!

P.S.-  I fear that a recent and intense spike in my libido will cause me to make decisions I would otherwise resist.  My deepest hope is that this is merely related to the excessive watching of Hallmark Holiday movies combined with my failure to take my meds this weekend.  In the mean time my mantra has been "take it to your vibrator".  Luckily there was a special on batteries at CVS last week.

© Uptown Girl 2011

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